(machine voice) "Good Afternoon, you have an incoming collect call from an inmate at the Harris County Penitentiary (says creepy inmate guy): 'heyyy' to accept these charges ---"
The "----" is where I desperately tried to hang up my phone while accidentally pressing every other button on the screen beforehand. I hope he had the wrong number and never calls me back, but mostly I hope that I wasn't his "one phone call."
I immediately thought of Christopher Lloyd's character in Dennis the Menace coming to get me and was justifiably freaked out for the rest of the night:
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